April 2010
I didn't get the place.
(via schwenk)
boooooooooooooo hisssssssssssss
Alert Alert Alert.. the badass kid from the...
“Bill Murray gets defensive when told he has a reputation for being difficult....”
– USATODAY.com - Bill Murray reacts to ‘difficult’ reputation (via skybarn)
TO ALL YOU COWARDICE ANONYMOUS OUT THERE!
thesilentdove:
First: Get a name…
Second: Grow some balls…
Third: Learn some fucking manners…
yeah !
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omg this is what I am doing in my head whenever I... →
Ok I understand why the Arizona law is off base...
Why is it wrong to deport people in the country illegally? I am not trying to be contraversial I just want to know
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shhh.. nobody look but DanMeth is following...
You amuse me to no end sir.. welcome to my chaos
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rosasparks:
boggle:
folkinz:
neneh cherry:...
An Autism moms worst nightmare .. A vigil for Eric... →
nyfishergirl:
autismsucks:
xntrek:
I wonder if I can hire a Private Investigator to track down what happened to my sense of humour?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I found it…it was in the cushions of the couch.. look I found Jesus in here too! And my car keys!
Did you find my remote control???
hmmm .. no but I did find my cell phone, some ofmy patience and one of my missing marbles..HOORAY!
xntrek:
I wonder if I can hire a Private Investigator to track down what happened to my sense of humour?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I found it…it was in the cushions of the couch.. look I found Jesus in here too! And my car keys!
“Trying to get everyone to like you is a sign of... →
leeshiebean:
(via robot-heart)
lol…uhoh .. I think that says I am mediocre?
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who turned morning on? I am not ready yet so...
Lickystickypickyme
lol I would love to mad eat, drink wine, definantly go on coffee runs and have my gruesome twosome ride around on your back.. and obviously if we were hangin out.. some gossiping and laughing would absolutely happen.. Love ya girl!
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OMG Pocketcontents is following me..I just love...
I started following her not long ago via sendchocolate. The Fuck cancer movement spoke to me as we lost my best friends dad and as my own father battles his colon/liver/lung/what else can it fuck up cancer.
She is a testament to live live to its fullest. She has given me a new respect for my stepmother, and my father. My heart broke for she and her children and I only hope that one of my insane...
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boycott-love asked: you have an adorable son :)
and i know that you are a great mother to him.
two years ago my school did this outreach program and i got to work personally with youngg autistic children. the first few weeks were very difficult as they did not like being around so many new people. we went month after month for a year though, and as time progressed, they became more and more used to...
and i know that you are a great mother to him.
two years ago my school did this outreach program and i got to work personally with youngg autistic children. the first few weeks were very difficult as they did not like being around so many new people. we went month after month for a year though, and as time progressed, they became more and more used to...
itsthatbitchbrittany asked: It’s great to hear he's improving! I should have prefaced my question with the statement that there are no other people in the world that I admire most in the world than parents of children with autism spectrum disorder. I taught in a charter school kindergarten age sensory class for 3 years and then worked privately for 2 years for a family using the 'son-rise' program with...
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“Jay Leno turned 60 today. And I heard he was very unhappy… you know why? He...”
– DAVID LETTERMAN, The Late Show.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
"Son's Autism Leads to Innovation"
spectrumville:
Speaks4Me was developed for a non-verbal, autistic boy
The father of a child with severe autism has developed technology to help him communicate.
Stephen Lodge said the idea for his Speaks4Me system came to him years ago but has been waiting for technology to catch up in order to make it a reality.
His eleven-year-old son, Callum, is non-verbal and uses his father’s invention to...
My sister-in-law is getting spayed today
heh heh
fmylife:
Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. I then got to tell my wife. FML
what a jerk.. try having only one of these things and you won;t have a problem douchbag
fmylife:
Today, I learned I have a new responsibility at my job. I work at a daycare and my boss just had a baby, and I now have to feed my boss’s bottled breast milk to her baby four times a day. FML
I don’t get this… My daycare fed bottled breastmilk to my kids.. why is this an fml?
AND FOLLOW SCHWENK
hennypotter:
orangeranger:frijolishria:
schwenk is one of the funniest people on tumblr and he comes with an army of spirit animals. also, he and hennypotter make an excellent pair and i love them the end. now press those follow buttons.
Agreed! Agreed! Agreed! If they had a baby (it would be named schwennyponk), it would be the sweetest, funniest, smileyist thing alive and it would be the...
Dumbest. Boycott. Ever.
inthefade:
Listen, I’m as opposed to the Arizona immigration law as most people are, but boycotting Arizona Iced Tea is the dumbest thing I’ve heard since someone thought Buffalo wings were imported from Buffalo.
Arizona Iced Tea is based in New York. Long Island, to be specific.
Maybe they can boycott Joaquin Phoenix films next.
Constant Spiritual Flux: How race and sex effect... →
Researchers found that a non-African-American baby is seven times more likely to “attract the interest and attention of potential adoptive parents than an African-American baby”
A girl has a higher—by slightly more than one-third—chance of attracting the attention of potential adoptive parents…
Wow....I never thought a person adopting loving...
She is white he is black, she isn’t erasing who the child is, good grief. I don;t remember all this hubub when Tom Cruise or Stephen Spielberg adopted their black children. but then again I wasn’t on Tumblr then.
If someone goes to an adoption agency (4 years ago mind you) and says I want to adopt, I don;t care about color, gender, nationality… whatever…then they are bad...
