December 2009
Bye Tumblr, it was fun while it lasted.
goodnightvenom:
But you’re ruining my life and I’ve got to let you go. My eyeglass lense power got stronger. It increased by 50. That’s a huge amount and it’s due to the 4-6 hours I spend on Tumblr everyday. I get home everyday to you and after all those hours staring at the computer it’s a wonder why I’m exhausted when I do my homework. I can’t take it anymore. I feel like a zombie. I’m stuck...
A "blue moon" is when there are two full moons in...
ohyeahfacts:
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New Years Resolutions
Play more with my kids
Work harder at work
Start an exercize program
stop eating so much crap
Clean out our bedroom
Organize my basement
Not spend every remaining moment I have with my father worrying about him dying
Getting his Eulogy written before he dies
Asking him questions about my mom (she died 28 years ago) that I will want to know after he is gone
Getting our family tree done...
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lol
truth time.
noshitsherlock-:
i’m going to lose a lot of followers for this, just watch.
but,
i don’t like lady gaga. and i didn’t like inglourious basterds.
okay okay it’s not that i hate them or anything, i just don’t like them either. i’m more of a *kanye shrug* eh, they’re ok.
I am following you BECAUSE of this post.. I hate Lady Gaga … and Despised every second of inglorious bastards…...
passthemike:
“Always Look On The Bright Side Of...
my name is not Licky.
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:(
I call you licky all the time.. what should I be calling you?
I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork....
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lmao
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they’ve all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say?
efff you and merry christmas
Today we celebrated with my family on Christmas we celebrated with my hibbys family..’
I asked for one thing.. a membership to geni.com
I got silverware from my parents and sheets from my mother in law
sighhhh.. so cranky
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Merry Christmas my tumbling friends, to each otf...
OK OK I get it you like this.. band, singer,...
Its clogging my dashboard.. I like them too.. not 800 TIMES IN A ROWWWWWWWWWW
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
thismightsuck:
crowth:
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr....
Why is there no Wiggles Crap in the stores...
Man walks into diner with 5-inch knife in his...
lickystickypickyme:
A 52-year-old man complained only about the cold weather before walking into a diner with a five-inch knife sticking out of his chest. The unnamed man called a Warren 911 operator on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray’s, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park. He said he had been stabbed during a robbery attempt half a mile away, then walked to the restaurant...
Who is leaving their child alone with their... →
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I have always wanted an accent
But I am from the New York, no not the City but upstate.. and we really don;t have an accent… we don;t have that cool southern drawl, a beautiful Scottish Rogue, a beautfull Maryland or a Boston or even a NYC accent.. .. I am boring….
AP: Balloon Boy's idiot dad sentenced to 90 days... →
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lol I could not have put it better myself
what would your patronus be?
Falcon...you?
Yes. I have five siblings.
jaydensmommie:
paulewogblog:
Is my small-town midwest showing?
Oh yeah? I have 6. Suck on that, King.
lol my hubby has 4 brothers 2 half brothers 2 half sisters 1 stepbrother and 1 stepsister…I needed a chart to explain it to my dad
court orders 2 mens ears and noses cut off...what... →
Now I understand when they say life can be a...
lickystickypickyme:
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $8,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a...
47% of all U.S. Americans think that being gay is...
sparklepants:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
k-troll:
kaffeinated:
travs:/hideousthoughts:
Fact of the day.
Which makes 47% of Americans utterly and totally misinformed. And it’s on us to fix that, because misconceptions like these do not correct themselves.
I all but stopped going to one college class in part because at least two acquaintances said that homosexuality was a choice...
this is extremely upsetting. please pray for my... →
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alisonpaiiige:
My friend, Amelia, was in an accident this morning while her family was on the way to New Jersey. They were all injured except for their mother, but their little brother passed away on the scene. Please keep Amelia and her family in your thoughts and prayers. They are a great family and this is a heartbreaking tragedy. I can barely stand looking...
Dear other parents of my son's classmates ....
There are only 6 kids in your childs classroom. you couldn’t send in 6 paper plates and napkins? or second parent no cups? could 6 cups have cost you more than a dollar? was a bag of pretzels too much to ask? we had cookies and juice
Was it also impossible for you to have emailed or called or sent a message into school with your child to let me know that you couldn;t be bothered to pick up...
Have we all seen the KFC meal that is only 395...
californiacornbread:
educated-connoisseur:
Don’t eat that shit. Please. It has ungodly amounts of sodium. Horribly high cholesterol levels. MSG for days.
As a fitness nut it would be wrong of me not to tell you. This meal is horrible. Please don’t.
There is no healthy fast food. Subway. Negative. The best healthy food is the food you make yourself. Prepare your own meals and you can keep the...
Don't Ask Don't Tell is a stupid law.
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agreed
I keep sneezing :(
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bless you
Silence is golden.
lickystickypickyme:
In the near future I will not be living alone anymore. Which I am psyched about. Like you can’t even imagine. But I can safely say that in the LONG LONG years of living alone, sans pets or anything whatsoever (except the bed bugs) I have never been bored or lonely. I sometimes joke that all my personalities keep me company and we have a hoot. Of course there is only one of...
