November 2009
LETS PLAY EFF, MARRY, KILL!!!
northside-pie:
autismsucks:
You have to eff one. marry one and Kill one
for those who like men
Ben Affleck, Mike Rowe(from Dirty Jobs) and Brad Pitt
for those who like women
Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie
I would eff brad pitt, marry mike rowe and kill ben affleck
also, I would eff reese witherspoon while she chants “fuck me mr mcallister” marry jennifer garner...
LETS PLAY EFF, MARRY, KILL!!!?
You have to eff one. marry one and Kill one
for those who like men
Ben Affleck, Mike Rowe(from Dirty Jobs) and Brad Pitt
for those who like women
Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie?
Too Fat to Graduate? →
one-twenty-five:
Check out the cnn article above; I would not have been able to graduate had I gone there.
I had a bmi of 34.2 my final year at university. Whoa.
wow… I smell a lawsuit for discrimination…
I am scheduled for 12 hours every day...
I don’t wanna I don;t wanna I don;t wanna
Watchjaydensmommie:
funsizebytes:
I know none of you watch videos, but this is two minutes of Jayden and Ethan being cute. So if you don’t watch it, I’ll just assume you have no soul.
While we were waiting for our food at the very fancy Dairy Queen, and I went to take a picture with my iPhone, but they had apparently had enough of that.
Ethan started shaking his head (knowing that it would make a...
NY TIMES: Suspect in execution-style killing of... →
(via inothernews)
I want to go see up in the air on Dec 11 when it...
NYC boy with Aspergers, a milder form of Autism... →
I hate leaving the office building and almost...
lickystickypickyme:
Funeral homes, don’t leave your coffins unattended please.
WHAT???
I'd like to share a poem with you. It's called...
zombienumbersix:
WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM I AT WORK WHY AM...
FYE.
rosasparks:
According to autismsucks, FYE, the music and DVD superstore’s name doesn’t stand for For Your Entertainment, it stands fur FUCK YOUR EMPLOYEES.
Good to know.
heh heh
Why Garbage men Why? Is it a bet? a game? a sick...
I asked the school nurse if the H1N1 vaccines they...
Oh really??? The Drs keep telling people that the problem with the old vaccines was the mercury and that the mmr vaccine doesnt have mercury anymore. Well guess what the frucking h1n1 does to extend its shelf life. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE…If my baby shouldnt have mercury and a pregnant woman shouldn’t have mercury why should my 5 year old? It FUCKING CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE IN FETUSES AND...
"I don't want to be a donor when I die" --...
karlaakins:
spontaneouslove:
thoseareturkeys:
ninaninaninanina:
foreverunfulfilled:
hurstyyy:
littlejames:
the idea of my body getting cut up after I’m dead. I don’t like the idea. I just want to be buried under a nice grave.
i hate the idea of being cut open, but the thought of possibly saving someones life just seems better to me.
i just don’t want them to take my heart. i know...
EXACTLY
passthemike:
autismsucks:
Good morning America cancels Adam Lambert appearance
Over kissing a dude? who CARES !!!!!! For Goodness sake people
Awesome now no more GMA for me
Good morning America cancels Adam Lambert... →
Over kissing a dude? who CARES !!!!!! For Goodness sake people
Awesome now no more GMA for me
Paula deen hit in the face with a ham →
the rainbow connection by the muppets.. they... →
TREKMOVIE.COM: And here is the "Star Trek" (2009)... →
inothernews:
It’s actually bittersweet and cool.
would have been epic
Get the FUCK out.
rosasparks:
I was asked to leave because of the good ‘ole bad work performance and work product issues.
I have no recourse and preferred to resign, if only as it just let me go without any other major kerfluffles.
I do have two major coups in my corner:
the chairwoman of the Board was freaked out and going to find me a new job.
the VP is still my work reference and will “go to bat for me for...
“Why do we Tumbl? In the end, we use Tumblr not because it’s a great way to...”
– Newsweek: Why We Tumbl (via meaghano) (via themattsmith) (via bryanboova)
What color is autism? →
(via mylifewithautism)
I always think of it as the blue of my boys eyes
lickystickypickyme:
Aerosmith - Pink
thank...
lmao
2hookersandan8ball:
autismsucks:
Formspring
tell me something:
WOOHOO!!!! now you can whore yours out just like I do
you crack me up Nashville
you know you love me.
I do its true
I think I figured out Formspring.. anyone gonna... →
Holy **** you people pay for formspring?
karlaakins:
(via autismsucks)
No, I don’t. It’s free up to five of them I think.
I love that you cleaned it up.. its so cute
Holy shit you people pay for formspring?
“Empathy is not defined as feeling the same as another t, that’s codependency,...”
– unknown 